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Mistress White Rose- 04-29-2005
Hey, that's good.

Dumb thought of the week: "Two people sleeping together in bed is not a problem. The real problem occurs when those two people are AWAKE in bed."

- Fatriyandi Patrick (my pal from work) bloodyrain/biggrin.png

Phileonis- 05-03-2005
Dumb thought of the week: I ate beans for lunch! *POOT*

I am so deliciously sick and twisted.

Mistress White Rose- 05-04-2005
I'll say! Carpet farts so cute that when he does he makes the sound "Fui! Fui!" in really high-pitched tones from his bacon! bloodyrain/biggrin.png

phoenix- 05-04-2005
Dumb thought of the week : Mr Jack Daniel passed away due to an injury he sustained when kicking his safe early one morning at work.

Moral of the story : never go to work early! bloodyrain/laugh.png

i forgot where i got that..... bloodyrain/sleep.png

Dream- 05-05-2005
like that early bird catches the worm saying Now Look aT what the WORm got for waking Up so eArly bloodyrain/tongue.png

Mistress White Rose- 05-06-2005
Dumb thought of the week: I got delicious dental surgery to remove both of my wisdom teeth thanks to my boyf who's dad is a retired naval admiral or something.

Moral: Some may say that I'm manipulating the system while I prefer to call it UTILIZING the system. bloodyrain/biggrin.png

Mistress White Rose- 05-12-2005
Dumb thought of the week: Well, my first dental operation in removing my left wisdom tooth was a complete success! However, the tooth extracted was a real tough bastard! It took the doc 35 minutes (cut and all) to get it out and stitch it back right up. My boyf was in the same room with me (I had to pretend to be his sis in order to get the naval discount) and he got really freaked out cos he was afraid that I'd die on the dental chair or something. The kewl part was missing work for a week and slapping myself in the face hard right after the operation due to the local anesthesia. That was fine until he told me to stop it.

Moral of the story: Fun with local anesthesia! bloodyrain/happy.png bloodyrain/tongue.png bloodyrain/biggrin.png

Phileonis- 05-13-2005
Mistress, I had fun with laughing gas.

Mistress White Rose- 05-15-2005
Tell us more...... bloodyrain/smile.png

scared- 05-18-2005
i had fun w/ local anasthesia too bloodyrain/tongue.png

Mistress White Rose- 05-20-2005
Anyone who's had fun with local anesthesia, please tell us more about it. bloodyrain/biggrin.png

Dumb thought of the week: "I like a teacher with no ambitions for his students" - Jane Lane from "Daria"

Dream- 05-20-2005
I don't get it

Mistress White Rose- 05-22-2005
She sarcastically meant that she really enjoys teachers who don't believe in their students.

Dream- 05-22-2005
why is that?

phoenix- 05-23-2005
coz...coz....she's having some damage in her brain? bloodyrain/unsure.png