Nix,
I'm not at liberty to divulge that information of where I work. What's more, it's not that I can get away with that without my boss knowing. Everybody knows who's doing what on the 'net but there's an understanding between us employees.
All I can say is that I try to mooch as much time on the 'net at work so I don't have to pay at home. Although I still wanna get that SOB that sent us the virus that totally jacked up the network!
Oh yeah, tips on excuses to skip work. The sick excuse can get you so far. But don't use them too often, otherwise they'll get suspicious:
1. Sick/dead/dying relative. Make sure you use the name of a real hospital. They never check me up. I've used this one a couple of times. Hell, this year I had a lot of sick or dying relatives anyways.
2. Say that you're sick. Good for only a day off unless you really ARE sick or by doc's recommendation.
3. Wedding/funeral/family ocassions. Tons of fun! I used the "I've got a family wedding in Solo, Cenral Java" excuse so that my family could go to Singapore.
4. Just don't come. When you return to work and if anybody asks, just say that you felt a li'l ill.
And that's how I survive in my office!